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Lyrics from the Album: Harmful If Swallowed (2003)

• Bathroom Lyric by Dane Cook
• Car Accident Lyric by Dane Cook
• Dont' Tickle Me! Lyric by Dane Cook
• Fireman & Policeman and Mini Putt Security Guard Lyric by Dane Cook
• Five Sisters Lyric by Dane Cook
• Fuk and the Finga Lyric by Dane Cook
• Head Lyric by Dane Cook
• Intro Lyric by Dane Cook
• Just Wanna Dance Lyric by Dane Cook
• Nightmare Lyric by Dane Cook
• Operation - Monopoly Lyric by Dane Cook
• Parking Structure Lyric by Dane Cook
• Pranks Lyric by Dane Cook
• Pregnant Lady Lyric by Dane Cook
• Slip 'N' Bleed Lyric by Dane Cook
• Speak 'N' Spell Lyric by Dane Cook
• The BK Lounge Lyric by Dane Cook
• Tire in The Face Lyric by Dane Cook
• Umm, Hello? Lyric by Dane Cook
• Would You Rather... Lyric by Dane Cook

Lyrics from the Album: Retaliation (2005)

• Abducted Lyric by Dane Cook
• Intro/Riot Lyric by Dane Cook
• Intro/The Dane Train Lyric by Dane Cook
• Itchy Asshole Lyric by Dane Cook
• L-O-V-E Lyric by Dane Cook
• Legacy Lyric by Dane Cook
• My Son Optimus Prime Lyric by Dane Cook
• Obby Lyric by Dane Cook
• Punkass/Are You Out of Your Fucking Mind?! Lyric by Dane Cook
• Someone Shit on the Coats Lyric by Dane Cook
• Struck by a Vehicle Lyric by Dane Cook
• Superbleeder Lyric by Dane Cook
• Superpowers Lyric by Dane Cook
• The Friend Nobody Likes Lyric by Dane Cook
• The Nothing Fight Lyric by Dane Cook
• Turn On's Slash Turn Off's Lyric by Dane Cook

Other Songs

• Intro/The Dane Train Lyric
• Itchy Asshole Lyric
• Superpowers Lyric