Ringtone: Send Frank Zappa Ringtones to your Cell Phone!
Lyrics from the Album: Saarbrucken (1991)
Lyrics from the Album: Unmitigated Audacity (1991)
Lyrics from the Album: Ahead Of Their Time (1993)
Lyrics from the Album: Strictly Commercial (1995)
Lyrics from the Album: Lost Episodes (1996)
Lyrics from the Album: Have I Offended Someone? (1997)
Lyrics from the Album: Cheap Thrills (1998)
Lyrics from the Album: Bongo Fury (1975)
Lyrics from the Album: Zoot Allures (1976)
Lyrics from the Album: Over-Nite Sensation (1973)
Lyrics from the Album: The Grand Wazoo (1972)
Lyrics from the Album: Lost Episodes (1996),Zoot Allures (1976)
Lyrics from the Album: Have I Offended Someone? (1997),Strictly Commercial (1995),Zoot Allures (1976)
Lyrics from the Album: Just Another Band From L.A (1972)
Lyrics from the Album: Apostrophe (') (1974)
Lyrics from the Album: Sheik Yerbouti (1979)
Lyrics from the Album: Joe's Garage (1979)
Lyrics from the Album: Weasels Ripped My Flesh (1970)
Lyrics from the Album: Uncle Meat (1969)
Lyrics from the Album: Cruising With Ruben And The Jets (1968)
Other Songs
- 9/8 objects Lyric
- A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyric
- A game of cards Lyric
- A girl's dream Lyric
- A Little Green Rosetta Lyric
- A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyric
- A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyric
- A Pound For A Brown On The Bus Lyric
- A token of my extreme Lyric
- A vicious circle Lyric
- Absolutely free Lyric
- Advance romance Lyric
- Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta Lyric
- Agency man Lyric
- Alley Cat Lyric
- Amen Lyric
- America drinks Lyric
- America drinks and go home Lyric
- Amnesia Vivace Lyric
- Andy Lyric
- Any Downers? Lyric
- Any kind of pain Lyric
- Any way the wind blows Lyric
- Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub Lyric
- Anything Lyric
- Apostrophe Lyric
- Approximate Lyric
- Are you hung up? Lyric
- Are you upset Lyric
- Are You Upset? Lyric
- Artificial Rhonda Lyric
- Aybe Sea Lyric
- Babbette Lyric
- Baby Snakes Lyric
- Baby take your teeth out Lyric
- Bacon fat Lyric
- Baked-Bean Boogie Lyric
- Bamboozled By Love Lyric
- Be in my video Lyric
- Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) Lyric
- Beauty knows no pain Lyric
- Big Leg Emma Lyric
- Big Swifty Lyric
- Black Napkins Lyric
- Black Page #2 Lyric
- Bogus Pomp Lyric
- Bow Tie Daddy Lyric
- Briefcase Boogie Lyric
- Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Lyric
- Brown Moses Lyric
- Brown shoes don't make it Lyric
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb Lyric
- Bwana Dik Lyric
- Camarillo Brillo Lyric
- Can't Afford No Shoes Lyric
- Canard Du Jour Lyric
- Canarsie Lyric
- Carol, You Fool Lyric
- Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy Lyric
- Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You can't Do Lyric
- Centerville Lyric
- Chana In De Bushwop Lyric
- Charles Ives Lyric
- Charlie's enormous mouth Lyric
- Charva Lyric
- Cheap thrills Lyric
- Cheepnis Lyric
- Chocolate Halvah Lyric
- Chunga's Revenge Lyric
- Church Chat Lyric
- City of tiny lites Lyric
- City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Lyric
- Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus Lyric
- Clowns On Velvet Lyric
- Cocaine decisions Lyric
- Cocaine decisions(in album You Can't Do That On St Lyric
- Cock-suckers' ball Lyric
- Concentration Moon Lyric
- Conehead Lyric
- Cops and Buns Lyric
- Courduroy ponce Lyric
- Crew Slut Lyric
- Cruising for burgers Lyric
- Cucamonga Lyric
- Daddy, daddy, daddy Lyric
- Dance contest Lyric
- Dance Of The Just Plain Folks Lyric
- Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers Lyric
- Dancin' fool Lyric
- Dental Hygeine Dilemma Lyric
- Deseri Lyric
- Dew On The Newts We Got Lyric
- Dickie's Such An Asshole Lyric
- Didja Get Any Onya? Lyric
- Dinah-Moe-Hum Lyric
- Dinah-Moe-Humm Lyric
- Directly from my heart to you Lyric
- Diseases of the band Lyric
- Do You Like My New Car? Lyric
- Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? Lyric
- Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague Lyric
- Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? Lyric
- Dong work for Yuda Lyric
- Doreen Lyric
- Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor Lyric
- Drafted Again Lyric
- Drop dead Lyric
- Drowning witch Lyric
- Drowning Witch - in album you can't do that on sta Lyric
- Drums are too noisy Lyric
- Duke of Prunes Lyric
- Dummy up Lyric
- Eat The Yellow Snow (Pt 2) Lyric
- Echidna's Arf (Of You) Lyric
- Eddie, are you kidding? Lyric
- Electric Aunt Jemima Lyric
- Elvis has just left the building Lyric
- Envelope the bath tub Lyric
- Evelyn, a modified dog Lyric
- Fine Girl Lyric
- Flakes Lyric
- Flambay Lyric
- Florentine Pogen Lyric
- Flower Punk Lyric
- For The Young Sophisticate Lyric
- Fountain of love Lyric
- Frank Zappa Lyric
- Frogs with dirty little lips Lyric
- G-spot tornado Lyric
- Galoot Up-Date Lyric
- Gee, I Like Your Pants Lyric
- Get a little Lyric
- Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder Lyric
- Goblin Girl Lyric
- God Bless America Lyric
- Half A Dozen Provocative Squats Lyric
- Harder than yer husband Lyric
- Harder That Your Husband Lyric
- Harry & Rhonda Lyric
- Harry, You're A Beast Lyric
- Harry-As-A-Boy Lyric
- He's so gay Lyric
- Heavenly Bank Account Lyric
- Heavy Duty Judy Lyric
- Help, I'm a rock Lyric
- Hog heaven Lyric
- Holding The Group Back Lyric
- Holiday in Berlin Lyric
- Holiday in Berlin, Full-blown Lyric
- Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? Lyric
- Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) Lyric
- Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel Lyric
- Hot Poop Lyric
- How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyric
- Hungry Freaks, Daddy Lyric
- I ain't got no heart Lyric
- I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio Lyric
- I come from nowhere Lyric
- I don't even care Lyric
- I'm a band leader Lyric
- I'm a beautiful guy Lyric
- I'm Not Satisfied Lyric
- I'm so cute Lyric
- I'm stealing the towels! Lyric
- Ian Underwood Whips It Out Lyric
- If Only She Woulda Lyric
- If We'd All Been Living In California... Lyric
- Igor's boogie, phase one Lyric
- Igor's Boogie, Phase Two Lyric
- In France Lyric
- Inca Roads Lyric
- Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin Lyric
- It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal Lyric
- It must be a camel Lyric
- Jane's big dance number Lyric
- Jewish Prinsess Lyric
- Joe's Garage Lyric
- Joes Garage Lyric
- Johnny Darling Lyric
- Jones Crusher Lyric
- Jumbo, go away Lyric
- Just one more time Lyric
- Kaiser Rolls Lyric
- Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour) Lyric
- Kangaroos Lyric
- Keep it greasey Lyric
- Kenny's Booger Story Lyric
- King Kong Lyric
- King Kong (As Motorhead Explains It) Lyric
- King Kong (It's Magnificence As Interpreted By Dom Lyric
- King Kong (The Gardner Varieties) Lyric
- King Kong Itself (As Played By The Mothers In A St Lyric
- Let's Make The Water Turn Black Lyric
- Let's move to Cleveland Lyric
- Like it or not Lyric
- Little Girl Of Mine Lyric
- Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce Lyric
- Little house I used to live in Lyric
- Little Rubber Girl Lyric
- Little Umbrellas Lyric
- Lonely little girl Lyric
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt Lyric
- Lost In A Whirlpool Lyric
- Louie Louie Lyric
- Love of my life Lyric
- Love Story Lyric
- Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up Lyric
- Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude Lyric
- Lumpy Gravy I Lyric
- Magic Fingers Lyric
- Mammy Nuns Lyric
- Marqueson's Chicken Lyric
- Mary Lou Lyric
- Mom & Dad Lyric
- More trouble every day Lyric
- Mother People Lyric
- Motherly Love Lyric
- Motorhead's Midnight Ranch Lyric
- Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt Lyric
- Mr. Green Genes Lyric
- Mudd Club Lyric
- Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish) Lyric
- My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca Lyric
- Mysterioso Lyric
- Mystery Roach Lyric
- Nasal Retentive Calliope Music Lyric
- Naval Aviation In Art? Lyric
- Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution Lyric
- No not now Lyric
- No Not Now (in album Thing-fish) Lyric
- No, no cherry Lyric
- Oh No Lyric
- Oh No! Lyric
- On the bus Lyric
- Our Bizarre Relationship Lyric
- Outside now Lyric
- Overture To A Holiday In Berlin Lyric
- Packard Goose Lyric
- Peaches En Regalia Lyric
- Peaches III Lyric
- Pedro's Dowry Lyric
- Penguin in Bondage Lyric
- Penis dimension Lyric
- Pick Me, I'm Clean Lyric
- Planet of my dreams Lyric
- Plastic people Lyric
- Po-jama people Lyric
- Porn Wars Lyric
- Prelude To King Kong Lyric
- Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Lyric
- Progress? Lyric
- Project X Lyric
- Prologue Lyric
- Pygmy Twylyte Lyric
- Rat Tomago Lyric
- Road ladies Lyric
- Ronnie sings? Lyric
- Ronnie's Booger Story Lyric
- Rubber shirt Lyric
- Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink Lyric
- Run home slow theme Lyric
- San Ber'dino Lyric
- Scrutinizer Postlude Lyric
- Semi-fraudulent / Direct-from-hollywood Overture Lyric
- Sex Lyric
- Sharleena Lyric
- She painted up her face Lyric
- Ship Ahoy Lyric
- Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar Lyric
- Sleep dirt Lyric
- Sleeping in a Jar Lyric
- Smell My Beard Lyric
- Society Pages Lyric
- Sofa Lyric
- Sofa No. 2 Lyric
- Sofa nr. 1 Lyric
- Sofa nr. 2 Lyric
- Soft-Sell Conclusion Lyric
- Son Of Mr. Green Genes Lyric
- Son Of Orange County Lyric
- Son Of Suzy Creamcheese Lyric
- Soup 'n Old Clothes Lyric
- Spider of destiny Lyric
- Status Back Baby Lyric
- Stevie's Spanking Lyric
- Stick it out Lyric
- Stick together Lyric
- Stink Foot Lyric
- Strictly Genteel Lyric
- Suicide Chump Lyric
- Sy Borg Lyric
- Take Me Out To The Ball Game Lyric
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Lyric
- Teen-Age Prostitute Lyric
- Teenage Wind Lyric
- Telephone Conversation Lyric
- Tell me you love me Lyric
- Tell me your love to me Lyric
- Tengo Na Minchia Tanta Lyric
- That evil prince Lyric
- The 'Torchum' Never Stops Lyric
- The air Lyric
- The Black Page Lyric
- The blackouts Lyric
- The Blue Light Lyric
- The booger man Lyric
- The Central Scrutinizer Lyric
- The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny Lyric
- The clap Lyric
- The closer you are Lyric
- The Crab-Grass Baby Lyric
- The Dick Kunc Story Lyric
- The Dog Breath Variations Lyric
- The Duke Regains His Chops Lyric
- The Evil Prince Lyric
- The Finale Lyric
- The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth Lyric
- The Gumbo Variations Lyric
- The idiot bastard son Lyric
- The Illinois Enema Bandit Lyric
- The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson Lyric
- The lad searches the night for his newts Lyric
- The Legend Of The Golden Arches Lyric
- The Man From Utopia Lyric
- The Massive Improve'lence Lyric
- The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis Lyric
- The Nancy & Mary music Lyric
- The Orange County Lumber Truck Lyric
- The Poodle Lecture Lyric
- The Purple Lagoon / Approximate Lyric
- The rejected Mexican pope leaves the stage Lyric
- The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet Lyric
- The Sealed Tuna Bolero Lyric
- The Sheik Yerbouti Tango Lyric
- The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha Lyric
- The Uncle Meat Variations Lyric
- The Voice Of Cheese Lyric
- The White Boy Troubles Lyric
- Them or us Lyric
- Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich Lyric
- Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear" Lyric
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) Lyric
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) Lyric
- Tiger Roach Lyric
- Tinsel town Rebellion Lyric
- Tinseltown Rebellion Lyric
- Tiny Sick Tears Lyric
- Toads of the short forest Lyric
- Touring Can Make You Crazy Lyric
- Transylvania Boogie Lyric
- Treacherous Cretins Lyric
- Truck driver divorce Lyric
- Tryin' to grow a chin Lyric
- Tuna Fish Promenade Lyric
- Twenty small cigars Lyric
- Uncle Bernie's Farm Lyric
- Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II Lyric
- Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme Lyric
- Valarie Lyric
- Valley Girl Lyric
- Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Prog Lyric
- Very Distraughtening Lyric
- Village of the sun Lyric
- Wait a minute Lyric
- Waka/Jawaka Lyric
- Watermelon In Easter Hay Lyric
- We are not alone Lyric
- We Can Shoot You Lyric
- We Gotta Get Into Something Real Lyric
- We're turning again Lyric
- Wet T-Shirt Nite Lyric
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world Lyric
- What will this evening bring me this morning? Lyric
- What's new in Baltimore? Lyric
- What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? Lyric
- When it's perfect Lyric
- Whippin' post Lyric
- White Ugliness Lyric
- Who Are The Brain Police? Lyric
- Who Needs The Peace Corps? Lyric
- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyric
- Why don'tcha do me right? Lyric
- Wild love Lyric
- Willie the pimp Lyric
- Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta Lyric
- Wistful With A Fist-Full Lyric
- Won Ton On Lyric
- Would You Go All The Way? Lyric
- Would you like a snack? Lyric
- WPLJ Lyric
- Ya Hozna Lyric
- Yo cats Lyric
- Yo' Mama Lyric
- You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish) Lyric
- You Call That Music? Lyric
- You didn't try to call me Lyric
- You didn't try to call me (Cruising with Ruben & T Lyric
- You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here Lyric
- Your mouth Lyric
- Zolar Czakl Lyric
- Zoot Allures Lyric
