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Lyrics from the Album: Guided Tour Of Chicago (1999)

• Eighteen Inches Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Kevin Costner's Casino Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Smokestacks Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Take One Down And Pass It Around Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Uptown Free Radio Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Ghost Stories (2000)

• 106 South Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• All The Week Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Asa Phelps Is Dead Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Ghost Stories Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Heaven Help Me Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Light Breathing (Me And Martha Plimpton In A Fancy Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Minute Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Sixteen Hours Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Last One Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Old-Timer's 2x4 Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Apathy And Exhaustion (2002)

• 3am Qvc Shopping Spree Hangover Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Abracadaver Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Brickwall Views Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• I'll Take What's In The Box, Monty Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Navigating The Windward Passage Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Porno And Snuff Films Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Corpses Of Our Motivations Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The First Eviction Notice Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Your Gravest Words Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: The Greatest Story Ever Told (2003)

• A Wishful Puppeteer Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Drunk Mouth Kitchen Smile Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Fireflies Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Hesitation Station Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Introduction (The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure Sing T Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• On With The Show Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Outro (Hobo Reprise) Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Disaster March Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The March Of The Elephants Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Raw And Searing Flesh Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Revisionist Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Oh! Calcutta! (2006)

• Are You There Margaret? It's Me, God. Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Beyond The Embarrassing Style Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Jumping The Shark Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Key To The City Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Lose Your Illusion 1 Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Old Dogs Never Die Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Recovering The Opposable Thumb Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Requiem Revisited Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Rabbit And The Rooster Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Warped Summer Extravaganza (Major Excellent) Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: The Falcon: God Don't Make No Trash -or- Up Your A (2004)

• Building The Perfect Asshole Parade -or- Scratchin Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Feed The Monkey, Drown The Worm -or- Goin' Home Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Huffing The Proverbial Line Off The Proverbial Don Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself To Sleep -or- Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Look Ma! No Fans! -or- Do You Want Fries With Thes Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Sundowner: Unreleased Chris McCaughan solo (2006)

• Criminal Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Sea Of Lights Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Traffic Haze Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• War Is Noise Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Your Self Portrait Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Cocktails & Dreams (2005)

• Intransit Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Joyce Carol Oates Is A Boring Old Biddy Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Presenting: The Dancing Machine (The Robot With Th Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• The Old Timer's 2x4 Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Turnstiles Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Cocktails & Dreams (2005),The Lawrence Arms/Shady View Terrace (2001)

• Another Boring Story Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Faintly Falling Ashes Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Nebraska Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Cocktails & Dreams (2005),Fat Club 7 Inch (2002)

• Overheated Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Cocktails & Dreams (2005),Present Day Memories (2001)

• Hey, What Time Is "Pensacola: Wings Of Gold" On An Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: Present Day Memories (2001),Cocktails & Dreams (2005)

• 100 Resolutions Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• Quincentuple Your Money Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The
• There's No Place Like A Stranger's Floor Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: The Lawrence Arms/Shady View Terrace (2001),Fat Club 7 Inch (2002),Cocktails & Dreams (2005)

• A Toast Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Lyrics from the Album: The Lawrence Arms/Shady View Terrace (2001),Cocktails & Dreams (2005)

• A Boring Story Lyric by Lawrence Arms, The

Other Songs

• 106 South Lyric
• 3am Qvc Shopping Spree Hangover Lyric
• A Guided Tour Of Chicago Lyric
• Abracadaver Lyric
• Alert The Audience Lyric
• All The Week Lyric
• An Evening Of Extraordinary Circumstance Lyric
• Asa Phelps Is Dead Lyric
• Boatless Booze Cruise Part 1 Lyric
• Brickwall Views Lyric
• Chapter 13 The Hero Appears Lyric
• Chicago Is Burning Lyric
• Cut It Up Lyric
• Detention Lyric
• Drunk Mouth Kitchen Smile Lyric
• Eighteen Inches Lyric
• Fireflies Lyric
• Ghost Stories Lyric
• Great Lakes/Great Escapes Lyric
• Heaven Help Me Lyric
• Here Comes The Neighborhood Lyric
• Hesitation Station Lyric
• I'll Take What's In The Box, Monty Lyric
• Introduction (The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure Sing T Lyric
• Light Breathing (Me And Martha Plimpton In A Fancy Lyric
• Like A Record Player Lyric
• Minute Lyric
• Navigating The Windward Passage Lyric
• Necrotism Decanting The Insalubrious (Cyborg Midni Lyric
• Old Mexico Way Lyric
• On With The Show Lyric
• Outro (Hobo Reprise) Lyric
• Purple Haze Lyric
• Right As Rain Part 2 Lyric
• Sixteen Hours Lyric
• Smokestacks Lyric
• Someday We're All Gonna Weight 400 Lbs Lyric
• The Corpses Of Our Motivations Lyric
• The Devil's Takin' Names Lyric
• The First Eviction Notice Lyric
• The Last One Lyric
• The North Side, The L&L And Any Number Of Crappy A Lyric
• The Old-Timer's 2x4 Lyric
• The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure Lyric
• The Revisionist Lyric
• Turnstyles Lyric
• Uptown Free Radio Lyric
• Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? Lyric
• Your Gravest Words Lyric