Ringtone: Send Vandals, The Ringtones to your Cell Phone!

Lyrics from the Album: Fear Of A Punk Planet (1991)

• Anti Lyric by Vandals, The
• China Town Lyric by Vandals, The
• Girls Turn 18 Every Day Lyric by Vandals, The
• Hey Homes! Lyric by Vandals, The
• Join Us For Pong Lyric by Vandals, The
• Kill My Tenant Lyric by Vandals, The
• Kokomo Lyric by Vandals, The
• Phone Machine Lyric by Vandals, The
• Pizza Tran (She Delivers) Lyric by Vandals, The
• Small Wonder Lyric by Vandals, The
• Summer Lovin' Lyric by Vandals, The
• Teenage Idol Lyric by Vandals, The
• The Day Farrah Fawcett Died Lyric by Vandals, The
• The Rodge Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Sweatin To The Oldies (1994)

• Anarchy Burger Lyric by Vandals, The
• Girls Turn 18 Every Day Lyric by Vandals, The
• Hey Homes! Lyric by Vandals, The
• Join Us For Pong Lyric by Vandals, The
• Summer Lovin' Lyric by Vandals, The
• Wanna Be Manor Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Live Fast Diarrhea (1995)

• And Now We Dance Lyric by Vandals, The
• Ape Shall Never Kill Ape Lyric by Vandals, The
• Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna) Lyric by Vandals, The
• Get In Line Lyric by Vandals, The
• Happy Birthday To Me Lyric by Vandals, The
• I Have A Date Lyric by Vandals, The
• Johnny Twobags Lyric by Vandals, The
• Kick Me Lyric by Vandals, The
• Let The Bad Times Roll Lyric by Vandals, The
• Live Fast, Diarrhea Lyric by Vandals, The
• N. I. M. B. Y. Lyric by Vandals, The
• Power Mustache Lyric by Vandals, The
• Soup Of The Day Lyric by Vandals, The
• Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Lyric by Vandals, The
• Take It Back Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Quickening (1996)

• (But Then) She Spoke Lyric by Vandals, The
• Aging Orange Lyric by Vandals, The
• Allah Lyric by Vandals, The
• Canine Euthenasia Lyric by Vandals, The
• Choosing You Masters Lyric by Vandals, The
• Failure Is The Best Revenge Lyric by Vandals, The
• How (Did This Loser Get This Job) Lyric by Vandals, The
• Hungry For You Lyric by Vandals, The
• I Believe Lyric by Vandals, The
• I'll Make You Love Me Lyric by Vandals, The
• It's A Fact Lyric by Vandals, The
• Marry Me Lyric by Vandals, The
• Moving Up Lyric by Vandals, The
• Stop Smiling Lyric by Vandals, The
• Tastes Like Chicken Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good (1998)

• An Idea For A Movie Lyric by Vandals, The
• Cafe 405 Lyric by Vandals, The
• Come Out Fighting Lyric by Vandals, The
• Euro-Barge Lyric by Vandals, The
• F'd Up Girl Lyric by Vandals, The
• I Know, Huh? Lyric by Vandals, The
• I've Got An Ape Drape Lyric by Vandals, The
• If The Government Could Read My Mind Lyric by Vandals, The
• Money's Not An Issue Lyric by Vandals, The
• My Girlfriend's Dead Lyric by Vandals, The
• OK Lyric by Vandals, The
• People That Are Going To Hell Lyric by Vandals, The
• So Long, Farewell Lyric by Vandals, The
• Too Much Drama Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes (1999)

• Susanville Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Look What I Almost Stepped In (2000)

• Behind The Music Lyric by Vandals, The
• Crippled And Blind Lyric by Vandals, The
• Flowers Are Pretty Lyric by Vandals, The
• Fourteen Lyric by Vandals, The
• Get A Room Lyric by Vandals, The
• Go Lyric by Vandals, The
• I'm The Boss Of Me Lyric by Vandals, The
• Jackass Lyric by Vandals, The
• San Berdu Lyric by Vandals, The
• Sorry, Mom And Dad Lyric by Vandals, The
• That's My Girl Lyric by Vandals, The
• The New You Lyric by Vandals, The
• What About Me? Lyric by Vandals, The
• Why Are You Alive? Lyric by Vandals, The
• You're Not The Boss OF Me (Kick It) Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002)

• 43210-1 Lyric by Vandals, The
• Appreciate My Honesty Lyric by Vandals, The
• Disproportioned Head Lyric by Vandals, The
• I Can't Wait Lyric by Vandals, The
• I'm Becoming You Lyric by Vandals, The
• Little Weirdo Lyric by Vandals, The
• My Brain Tells My Body Lyric by Vandals, The
• My Brother is Gay Lyric by Vandals, The
• Soccer Mom Lyric by Vandals, The
• The Unseen Tears of the Albacore Lyric by Vandals, The
• We'll All Get Laid Lyric by Vandals, The
• Where's Your Dignity Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Oi to the World (1996)

• A Gun For Christmas Lyric by Vandals, The
• C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Lyric by Vandals, The
• Christmas Time For My Penis Lyric by Vandals, The
• Dance of the Sugarplum Faries Lyric by Vandals, The
• Grandpa's Last Christmas Lyric by Vandals, The
• Hang Myself From The Tree Lyric by Vandals, The
• Here I Am Lord Lyric by Vandals, The
• I Don't Believe In Santa Clause Lyric by Vandals, The
• My First Christmas As A Woman Lyric by Vandals, The
• Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday Lyric by Vandals, The
• Thanx For Nothing Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Hollywood Potato Chip (2004)

• Atrocity Lyric by Vandals, The
• Designed By Satan Lyric by Vandals, The
• Dig A Hole Lyric by Vandals, The
• Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch Lyric by Vandals, The
• I Am Crushed Lyric by Vandals, The
• I Guess I'll Take You Back Lyric by Vandals, The
• Manimal Lyric by Vandals, The
• My Special Moment Lyric by Vandals, The
• Steal The Flag Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002),Shingo [Japanese Remix Album] (2005)

• Lord of the Dance Lyric by Vandals, The
• When I Say You, I Mean Me Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Shingo [Japanese Remix Album] (2005),Hollywood Potato Chip (2004)

• Be A Good Robot Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Fear Of A Punk Planet (1991),Sweatin To The Oldies (1994)

• Teenage Idol Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes (1999),Slipery When Ill (1989)

• Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Lyric by Vandals, The
• Desert Woman Lyric by Vandals, The
• Elvis Decanter Lyric by Vandals, The
• Gator Hide Lyric by Vandals, The
• Long Hair Queer Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Slipery When Ill (1989)

• Goop All Over The Phone Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Sweatin To The Oldies (1994),Peace Thru Vandalism (1993)

• The Legend Of Pat Brown Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Peace Thru Vandalism (1993),Sweatin To The Oldies (1994)

• Pirate's Life Lyric by Vandals, The
• Urban Struggle Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: When in Rome do as The Vandals (1989),Sweatin To The Oldies (1994)

• Mohawk Town Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: Peace Thru Vandalism (1993)

• Anarchy Burger (hold the government) Lyric by Vandals, The
• H. B. Hotel Lyric by Vandals, The

Lyrics from the Album: When in Rome do as The Vandals (1989)

• Airstream Lyric by Vandals, The

Other Songs

• (But Then) She Spoke Lyric
• A Gun For Christmas Lyric
• Aging Orange Lyric
• Allah Lyric
• Canine Euthenasia Lyric
• Change The World With My Hockey Stick Lyric
• Christian Or Canadian Lyric
• Don't Stop Me Now Lyric
• Don`t Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch Lyric
• Failure Is The Best Revenge Lyric
• How (Did This Loser Get This Job) Lyric
• How They Getcha Lyric
• Hungry For You Lyric
• It's A Fact Lyric
• Judy Is A Punk Lyric
• My Neck, My Back Lyric
• Oi To The World Lyric
• Phone Machine Lyric
• S.W.M. Lyric
• Sheena Is A Punk Rocker Lyric
• Small Wonder Lyric
• Tastes Like Chicken Lyric
• To All The Kids Lyric
• Wanna Be Manor Lyric