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I'm eating cheese
I'm eating cheese
I don't want to sneeze
But I'm eating some cheese

Some people like it during the day
Some people eat it at night
Some people eat it in the morning
Or for midnight delight

I'm eating cheese
I'm eating cheese
I don't want to sneeze
But I'm eating some real good cheese

Well Cheese with turkey
Cheese with ham
Cheese with beef jerky
Or cheese with spam

I'm eating cheese
I'm eating cheese
I don't want to sneeze
But I'm eating some real good cheese

Do you like Colby ?
Do you like swiss ?
Do you like that weird cheese spread
That looks kind of like this ?
Okay, you're saying you don't know what I'm talking about
How can you see what I'm saing on the radio ?
Well I don't know
But swiss cheese has a lot of holes

I'm eating cheese
I'm eating cheese
I don't want to sneeze
Hushoo
No I don't want to sneeze
But I'm eating some real good cheese