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Have I got a real good deal for you
Here's a light bulb is it red or is it blue
Read the fine print see if it's true
The fine print is so small you can't read it too
Have I got a real good deal for you

Back at the house
The cat was eating a mouse
The farmer and his spouse
Were sitting on the couch
Some people say
Take life day to day
Don't hurry to fast
Or you wound up on your

Have I got a real good deal for you
Hey why don't you buy some of this glue
Oh no I'm stuck to you
You better not sue me because I've got a lawyer too
Have I got a real good deal for you

Moral of the story
Everything is Hunky Dory
Smile and the World smiles with you
So what if you lose a penny or two
But don't let yourself get real _______

Have I got a deal for you