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I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
I've got broken teeth
I'm living in poverty

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
Well I'm a real slob
I don't got a job

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
Well I'm ugly and mean
I can't fix a thing

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
I never shave or take a bath
But who cares about that

I want you to marry me
I want you to marry me
I've got warts and flies
I might even have a disease

And she said:

I will marry you
I will marry you
I'm a glutton for punishment
I'll marry any husband

1.Well you can sing and you can dance
You might be real good when it comes to romance
You maybe able to tell a diamond from a glance
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

Chorus: Pink Pants
Pink Pants
Said all you Uncles
And all you Aunts
All you Critters
All you Cats
You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

2.It's the latest fad, the latest scene
It causes the woman to scream! Scream! Scream!
You may think I'm just a little bit obscene
Ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants

3.Get you Uncle some
Get your Grandma some
Your late great Uncle Nate
All your relatives
Friends too