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Okay I was wondering you know maybe your text messaging while I'm doing this next song. Well I don't text message so I can't tell you my text message number so I'm sorry but anyways um say hi to your friends for me and check this out. I'm text messaging I'm text messaging There might be something really important What it is I can't quite think of Did I leave the milk out for days Is it turning into cottage cheese I'm text messaging I'm text messaging They maybe starving in Africa Starving in India Someone might be robbing the bank I can see from my apartment someone drowning in the lake But I'm text messaging Yeah I'm text messaging It could be the end of the world I heard a dooms day prophet tell me the other day And maybe the rapture is gonna happen But why would that have to bother me I'm text messaging I'm text messaging Everyday I go to work And the Boss is wondering what I do Well if you really want to know I'm text messaging I'm text messaging Then I come home from work and go Straight into my apartment I notice the Landlord has left me several messages Do you think I owe him the rent ? Well I'm text messaging I'm text messaging I used to have a girlfriend And we'd go out all the time Now she text messaged me That she's going out with my neighbor I'm text messaging I'm text messaging Yeah sometimes I'm hanging out at the bar and I'm drinking drinks and hanging out with my friends They are all dancing and listening to music Well I'm over here in another booth and I'm text messaging I'm text messaging I don't know if What I'm doing Is ruining my life But it's kind of fun Yeah I'm text messaging I'm text messaging Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Text messaging Text messaging Text messaging Are you text messaging Do you know where your kid is at-at this moment ? Did you leave him in the car over heated Are you text messaging Are you text messaging Please go check out your kid Maybe that's one thing I do want to say There maybe other things you'd rather do but Check your kid please will you Text messaging me Text messaging me What's your text message number ? Okay now call this number and tell it to them Call 666-666-6666 Text messaging me Text messaging me Actaully I don't have a text message but you know I thought that would be funny to say that 666-666-6666 number. Are you the Beast ? Is your text message number the Beast ? |