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I wrote this one kind of slow
I know what your saying you've got to go
But many who will not listen
Will miss out on my foolish wisdom

But maybe you're better off anyway
I couldn't think of very much to say
I was just sitting around with doing nothing
When I thought I write a song to sing

It's not about Politics or Crime
But I thought I'd like to make it rhyme
So now what your saying is what is it about
I haven't quit figured that out

But if you think this is weird
That I write songs kind of queer
It's not because I do drugs
Or that I take beer
And I'm not related to your friend Doug
And I don't wear gigantic mirrors
It's just because I had nothing else to do
But to write a song just for you

Now stand up high and still eat a meal
Jump up and do a cart wheel
Said if you like what you hear
Give a loud clap and a loud cheer
Said if you like what you hear
Give a loud clap and loud cheer
Said if you like what you hear
Give a loud clap
Okay don't clap