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Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
Rook takes bishop
Pawn takes queen
Every time I play him
He always wins
He loves living in Wisconsin

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
Would you believe it
This is his dream
Reads lots of books
Knows the strategy in them
Often beats his friends

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
This is his cynical scheme
He's planning on
Taking over the world
By being a chess champ hero

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
Undefeated you know what I mean
But if it doesn't come about
There's no alarm
He's learn to loose with grace and charm

Larry Lightning
Wants to be chess king
Rook takes bishop
Pawn takes queen
Every time I play him
He always wins
He loves living in Wisconsin