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My girlfriend's so old She knew Lincoln when he was a boy My girlfriend's so old She knew Helen before Troy We go to church to play bingo She likes to drink prune juice And when Franky sings a jingle She really admires his suit My girlfriend's so old She baked cookies for Napoleon My girlfriend's so old When she was young, she visited the Pilgrims She took me to a Charlie Chapin film festival She really likes to watch Lawrence Welk And at night when she can't sleep at all She drinks warm milk My girlfriend's so old So old you won't believe My girlfriend's so old Hey, did I tell you her name's Eve |