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I'll have a plaid Christmas it's certain
I bought some plaid wall paper and curtains
Decorations in plaid on a plaid Christmas tree
I bought you a plaid dress so you can be with me

I'll have a blue Christmas I know
I even have a fake snow blower that blows fake plaid snow
Why would you want a Christmas of just plain white
When plaid is dynamite
I'll have a plaid plaid Christmas

I'll have a plaid Christmas it's true
I'll wear a plaid suit just to be with you
Will have plaid candy canes and plaid hot chocolate
Plaid little elves with jokes of plaid whit
I'll have a plaid Christmas Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho have a Merry plaid Christmas
Goodbye