Substitute my gloom with happiness
Substitute my sickness with health
Substitute my enemies with real good friends
Morphine and chocolate are my substitute, substitutes.

Morphine and chocolate can bring me up
Can warm my heart whenecer i want
And every once in a while when i stop n think
Morphine and chocolate are my substitute, substitutes.

And u can say "Hey, weve really come a long way".
N u can say "Hey, it can only b this way".
But you might b careful, it really hurts when its real.
You might b careful, it really hurts when its real.
You will go down, down, down....oh

Set the alarm clock baby
Dont u miss the sun?
Im feeling very warm hearted baby
Dont know im feeling like someone.
Im fearing for my life again and again im fearing for my heart.
Morphine and chocolate would never substitute my art.

And thats real love baby
And thats real love baby
And thats real love baby