Who's that short man what does he do
He killed that monkey with his shoe
Why that monkey
Why his boot
Cos he had a belly full of loot

The monkey needs his damn revenge
That poor creature we'll avenge

Midget Saw a deadly fate
Chopped up limbs become shark bait
Midget Saw the pirate's code
It says that both your legs must go
Chopped to pieces
Ripped to shreds
You're gonna wish that you were dead

Grab him by his manky hair
And strap him to that table there
This pirate's not gonna walk again
He's in for a world of nasty pain

Slap that midget with an oar
Remove his legs with a saw

Midget Saw a deadly fate
Chopped up limbs become shark bait
Midget Saw the pirate's code
It says that both your legs must go
Chopped to pieces
Ripped to shreds
You're gonna wish that you were dead

Midget Saw a deadly fate
Chopped up limbs become shark bait
Midget Saw the pirate's code
It says that both your legs must go
Chopped to pieces
Ripped to shreds
You're gonna wish that you were dead