It's 3 years to the very day
Since a pirate captain said to me
Hey lad come join our crew
Adventure and glory waits for you

I took his words as gold
Set sail for quests untold with a bottle of rum
In my hand I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands

Hey you're banjaxed
Hey you're screwed
And death is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny

Hey you're banjaxed
Hey you're screwed
And death is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny

On the 16th night at sea
In the depths of toil and misery
We struck a hidden reef
And our ship began to sink beneath

I grabbed some drifting wood
And held on as long as I could
Til abandoned on a desert isle
Now stuck here til the day I die

Hey you're banjaxed
Hey you're screwed
And death is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny

Hey you're banjaxed
Hey you're screwed
And death is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny

Shipwrecked
Shipwrecked
Get drunk or die [X2]

Hey you're banjaxed
Hey you're screwed
And death is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny

Hey you're banjaxed
Hey you're screwed
And death is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny