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Lacking the ability to be wise
Yes my name is not wise
I'm Sam Foolish and I have been standing in rain without a raincoat
or umbrella
Meanwhile back at the ranch
3 headed cat claw eating monster was trying to chew Buffy's nails
Uh And so I say if we turn the left knob a little to the right
But then again some people are allergic to pepper
60 years ago some lady walked into a church near Belleville
So never eat poison ivy in a Cadillac Rolls Royces car
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