You maybe wondering why I like you
Yeah you may want to know
Well it's not cause of your hair
Or you eyes that glow
No it's not cause your rich
I know you got a lot of dough
Well you know the real reason is
You've got big toes

Big toes, big toes, big toes, big toes
My Baby she's got real big toes
Kazoo
My Baby she's got real big toes

Well there's a lot of women out there
That really put on a show
Some can dance
You know and some can do tricks with a yoyo
Some they like to dress up
And some they play Rock N Roll
But none compare to my women
She's got big toes

Big toes, big toes, big toes, big toes
My Baby she's got real big toes
Kazoo
My Baby she's got real big toes

I mean 10 feet high
I mean you know they're bigger than my house
I mean you can't go near them with an army
I mean she'll step on you