Confessions of a pinball game addict:

Pinball was a joy and a pleasure when I first started playing it
I would play one or two games on a Friday or Saturday
One time I didn't play
Then I played 5 games to get the highest score
But mostly it was just the thing to do once in a while
Just for fun

Then later
About a year or two
My favorite Nerf ball team lost the championship
What a drag
I was a real bum out
So being game gamer in sports and stuff
Oh
Being bum out
I went to Cadillac gamer sports

Then there was the time my girlfriend left me

And after a while I found myself playing pinball almost everyday
I even invited my friends and relatives
But the way
By the way
By the way I gotta go and play again
Do you have a quarter
I need one now
I'm going insane

Let's all get down at the Non-Alcoholic Dance floor
All your friends are there and they greet you when they come into the door
They got beautiful lights and wonderful music
And once you know that we're not drinking
we don't have to worry about getting sick
And let's all get down at the Non-Alcoholic Dance floor

Said let's all get down at the Non-Alcoholic Dance floor
Who says in order to have fun you have to drink some liquor
They've got nice food and soda pop too
And over in the corner there's a girl that wants to dance with you
Let's all get down at the Non-Alcoholic Dance floor