We celebrate your birthday
Even if you don't
Be glad you're getting older
'Cause when you're dead you won't!
(You'll probable be a ghost
or maybe your body will be rotting in the ground
with worms in it. What a morbid thought. okay anyways)
So happy happy birthday
From everyone you know
Now we will light the candles(If we don't burn the house down)
And birth - day - boy - you - blow!
(If we burn the house down you'll really have to blow)
Kazoo~~~~~~~~
Kazoo sound like a siren
(I don't know if that was an ambulance or the fire department
but boy we better put out these flames fast)