This is dedicated to all those people at Frederick's Lab.
Yes we need you to experiment.
Ah we're trying this new experiment
and all you got to do is take a bunch of these drugs
and stay inside our building for 50 years
and then you'll make a 100 bucks.

I'm a human guinea pig
I'm a human guinea pig
I'm stuck within a jig
I'm a human guinea pig

At night I can not sleep
At night I can not sleep
Strange things they make me eat
At night I can not sleep

I'm a human guinea pig
I'm a human guinea pig
I'm stuck within a jig
I'm a human guinea pig

Just one more shock and then
Just one more shock and then
We'll see how you are doing and
Just one more shock again

I'm a human guinea pig
I'm a human guinea pig
I'm stuck within a jig
I'm a human guinea pig

They make me take these drugs
They make me take these drugs
Oh no I see strange bugs
They make me take these drugs

I'm a human guinea pig
I'm a human guinea pig
I'm stuck within a jig
I'm a human guinea pig

I hope I do not die
I hope I do not die
For science to discover why
I hope I do not die

I'm a human guinea pig
I'm a human guinea pig
I'm stuck within a jig
I'm a human guinea pig

Help, Help, I can't get out of this tape !