I went Junk Picking
I went Junk Picking
I went Junk Picking right around Halloween and guess what I found

I found a costume
I found a costume
I found a costume I was so amazed it was Michael Jackson
I thought it was kind of interesting

Kind of weird
Actually I thought it was kind of funny
I thought be kind of neat
To dress up as Michael Jackson on Halloween How was I to know

He was kind of scary
People didn't understand the joke
They just didn't relate to me
I went to the door to give out candy and all the kids ran away

I started talking like this
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson