I went junk picking
I went junk picking
I went junk picking around Halloween and I actually found ?
I actually found something

I found a costume
I found a costume
I was kind of amazed
I found a costume in the garbage it was never touched

It said Michael Jackson
I thought it would be kind of neat
To dress up as Michael Jackson on Halloween

I even started talking like him
Hi,I'm Michael Jackson
I didn't do all of those things you know
When I went they came to the door for candy they just didn't want any

Parents said stay away from my kids
I don't want you to mess around
Your probable one of those perverts
They didn't want Michael Jackson to mess around with their kids
It was just a costume

It was just a costume
But they didn't want any of my candy
They were wondering about me
Why I was talking like this they didn't think that it was funny

It wasn't funny
Hey I'm Michael Jackson
Tell me who's Bad
They didn't think it was funny,they told me to leave their kids alone