I had the strangest dream
All in the color green
I dreamt I married an Irish Lassy
To marry me she was happy

Before I could marry her
I had to decide which one was her
This was hard to guess
I didn't know which was yes

Because they both had the same color hair
Yeah they both had the same color hair
So before I answer your test
I have another test

I perfumed each room
With a different scent of perfume
One had the scent of roses
The other had clover doses

I said to her Father
I choose the one that that chooses clover
This was a very good plan
Smarter than any leprechaun

For one was Irish
The other was Swedish
And now you know the finale end
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