I want a date with the Menard's Lady
I want someone that can fix things to be my baby
Someone that's good with the tools
That can show me how to do a thing or two
I want a date with the Menard's Lady

I want a date with the Menard's Lady
You know the way she wears those over alls she really looks sexy
I like the way she calls out the prices
She's better then those girls they call the spices

I want a date with the Menard's lady
Madonna move over baby
Cause she's really hot and she's tough
And I really like the stuff that she's made out of
I want a date with the Menard's Lady