Art Paul Schlosser - I'm Text Messaging Lyrics
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Okay I was wondering you know maybe your text messaging
while I'm doing this next song.
Well I don't text message so I can't tell you my text message number
so I'm sorry but anyways
um say hi to your friends for me and check this out.
I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging
There might be something really important
What it is I can't quite think of
Did I leave the milk out for days
Is it turning into cottage cheese
I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging
They maybe starving in Africa
Starving in India
Someone might be robbing the bank
I can see from my apartment someone drowning in the lake
But I'm text messaging
Yeah I'm text messaging
It could be the end of the world
I heard a dooms day prophet tell me the other day
And maybe the rapture is gonna happen
But why would that have to bother me
I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging
Everyday I go to work
And the Boss is wondering what I do
Well if you really want to know
I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging
Then I come home from work and go
Straight into my apartment
I notice the Landlord has left me several messages
Do you think I owe him the rent ?
Well I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging
I used to have a girlfriend
And we'd go out all the time
Now she text messaged me
That she's going out with my neighbor
I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging
Yeah sometimes I'm hanging out at the bar
and I'm drinking drinks and hanging out with my friends
They are all dancing and listening to music
Well I'm over here in another booth
and I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging
I don't know if
What I'm doing
Is ruining my life
But it's kind of fun
Yeah I'm text messaging
I'm text messaging
Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Text messaging
Text messaging
Text messaging
Are you text messaging
Do you know where your kid is at-at this moment ?
Did you leave him in the car over heated
Are you text messaging
Are you text messaging
Please go check out your kid
Maybe that's one thing I do want to say
There maybe other things you'd rather do but
Check your kid please will you
Text messaging me
Text messaging me
What's your text message number ?
Okay now call this number and tell it to them
Call 666-666-6666
Text messaging me
Text messaging me
Actaully I don't have a text message
but you know I thought that would be funny to say that
666-666-6666 number. Are you the Beast ?
Is your text message number the Beast ?