Art Paul Schlosser - Junk Mail Lyrics
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Junk mail
Junk mail
In my mailbox
Telling me lies
And alibis
& 600 cures for chickenpoxs
A cow that milks
Chocolate milk
For 6 thousand dollars
Glow in the dark
Flouresent Silk
Comes in 3 colors
A preacher who
Yes it's true
Needs a million dollars or he'll die
A 101
Ways to
Walk across the sky
It's not that I doubt
What these things are about
It's just that I think they're all lies
So I throw them all
In my garbage can
And kiss them all goodbye
So I take them all
To the recyling plant
I kiss them all goodbye
So I use them all
For scratch paper
And I kiss them all goodbye
So I use them all
For bacon drippings
And I kiss them all goodbye
A 101 ways
To use junk mail
And kiss it all goodbye
And if you like
I'll send you my brochure
And you can kiss it all goodbye
Yeah cause once we use all the trees
It will be hard to breath
And we can kiss ourselves goodbye
Yeah 101 ways
To use junk mail
And kiss it all goodbye
So if you like
I'll send you my brochure
And you can kiss it all goodbye
Cause once we're dead
We can kiss ourselves goodbye