Well now the headache's gone but I feel like a rag
You know dust and dawn everywhere I've been dragged
You told me you loved me then you hit me in the nose
You gave me a kiss with a thorn invested rose

You know I care but I just don't dare
Jump in the jungle with a lion, tiger, man eating bear
I know I'm in need of a helping hand
But I rather work for welfare than be your old man

You said you loved me, you were true
Then you turned out to be someone else's stolen jewels
You had such good alibis
No matter how much camel-flouge a lie is still a lie

I don't know what I'm gonna do
But I'd rather freeze in the north pole than be with you
I'd rather burn up in the dessert by the equator
I'd rather be eating by 16 million alligators

Well don't come over, don't visit, don't write
'Cause I'm allergic to you, I just might die
If you happen to see me, don't even wink your eye
Confidently sincerely forever goodbye

Confidently sincerely forever goodbye
Confidently sincerely forever goodbye
Confidently sincerely forever goodbye
And if you happen to see me, don't even wink your eye

Confidently sincerely forever goodbye