Art Paul Schlosser - Kermit The Frog Aftershave Lyrics
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- Art Paul Schlosser
- I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes, Track 24 ()
- Kermit The Frog Aftershave
Kermit the Frog After Shave.
Have you been having problems trying to get piggies
to go out with you on a date..
You know female pigs will not go for just anything
And Kermit the Frog ought to know
He's had a lot of experience dating Miss Piggy
And so if your having problems dating female pigs try
Kermit the Frog After Shave
And if you try it now will also send you
a Kermit The Frog bow tie to go with it
Yes you too can be like Kermit the Frog
