Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies and Scifi Fanboys
Don't let them collect scifi dolls,
watch DVDs,build models make them play football
or basket ball or baseball, instead of standing in movie lines
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies and Scifi Fanboys
Cause they'll always want to be at home in their room alone watching
some DVD they've seen 50 million times

Star Trekkies and Scifi fanboys aren't easy to understand
especially if they talk in klingon,
and they're harder to buy a present for.
Especially when the rare item he wants is no longer
availble or very expensive in stores.

Hey LukeSki are you sure you want that one ?

Okay anyways.
You might find it on Ebay you know if the rare item
if your really lucky but don't bid to soon
Or you end up shoveling out a lot of money as the price sky rockets
to the moon

hey I said something moon is that scifi ?

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~

Somewhere out in outer space
Is the strangest place

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Can you imagine what the guy that wrote this song would look like
if he was Darf Vader

Star Trekkies and
Scifi Fanboys love to watch scifi TV about vampires,
monsters, or about outer space.

I bet they like, I bet they like the twilight zone ?

Movies or TV shows that have nothing to do with any real reality
in this place

When did you see a vampire come knocking at your door lately ?

He don't care about college scholarship ,
being a banker and don't ask him what he'll do for a job
Cause if he ends up a janitor it's perhaps your fault
for using the TV to babysit your kid Bob

Okay everybody now sing it with me
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Scifi, Star Trekkies
and Scifi Fanboys
Don't let them collect scifi dolls, watch DVDs,build models
make them play football, or baseball
or tennis instead standing in movie lines.

Boy I've been missing this one DVD, I hope my kid doesn't have it.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies and Scifi Fanboys
Cause they'll always want to be home in their room alone
watching some DVD your trying to find, they've seen 50 million times

Somewhere in the twilight zone is your DVD.