1.What are you doing tonight ?
Whatever it is I guess, it's alright
Cause I learned along time ago not to fight
Especially with a woman with a knife

Chorus:And I still love you dear
Though we've been going out for 16 million years
Oh your ugly,you sing bad,you wear a wig and drink beer
I've got worts,I stink,I'm blind,deaf and I can't hear
So I guess that we belong together
Cause realisticly you and me couldn't find anyone other
Oh I'll stick to you,you stick to me
Cause you know misery loves company

2.And if you ever decide to leave me
Well you know your just gonna grieve me
Oh it's not that I really love you
It's just that once your gone there will be no one to argue