Never go on a date with a thief
He might just take your TV
No matter how good looking they are
Never trust them to the keys to your car
Never show them where
You put your diamond ring
Your ruby shaped in a pair
Or your golden things
Your valuables you want to keep
Never go on a date with a thief

Never go on a date with a thief
When they come it's better to leave
They bring you diamonds really hot
From jail will keep you not
And no matter what their exterior
Even if they seem to care
Always keep in mind
Poison comes in pretty designs
I repeat
Never go on a date with a thief

Never go on a date with a thief
No matter how sweet
They might lie to you
And act like it's true
And when the money's gone
The truth will really dawn
It will be a reality
When your friend you no more see
If you don't want a lot of grief
Never go on a date with a thief

Honey can I have the keys to the car ?