Sing us a song, you're the guy that plays the guitar
We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling kind of wondering whether
you know what your playing or not
Because we are not quite sure

Its 5 o'clock on a Saturday or Friday or Thursday
Sometimes I've got to play all week long
The regular bums shuffles in
There's this old man yeah he's sitting next to me
He's making love to a bottle of gin
Yeah he got it over at the corner liquor store

He says, son, can you play me a melody?
I'm not sure you really can figure out how it goes
I don't remember myself
But its sweet and I knew it complete
When I could really afford to wear some real clothes

Sing us a song, you're that weird guitar dude
Sing us a song tonight okay don't sing it just yell it
Yeah we're all in the mood for an off key melody
because we're all drunk anyhow
And you got us feeling alright

La La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la Oh okay that's it