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Join the Christmas Book Club !
Our latest best sellers are:
Martyred Trees Are Dying
Saint Nicholas is the Pope
The Red on Santa's Clothes Means He's a Communist From The USSR
And Reindeer Can't Fly
We still sell last years best sellers which were
An Old Man Running Around in His Red Long Johns is a Disgrace to Society
Stay Off The Sauce Rudolph
And Yes Virginia Your Dad is Lying
These are our other Christmas Books we sell for half price:
C. A. Christmas Carol Anonymous:
Tips to Help You Over Come Being Addicted to Watching Christmas Carols
or Other Christmas Specials like It's A Wonderful Life Part 2
Here's another Book:
Gosh Santa Your Clothes Are Really Out Of Style
Here's the last one Santa is Working for The CIA
Send Check or Money order to:

Fly By Night Books
1414 Rip You Off street
Suckerville,Wisconsin

Or just send your credit card number and will send you all the books

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