Show me a woman I'll show you an ulcer
Show me a woman I'll show you an ulcer
Show me a woman I'll show you an ulcer
Tells you she loves you then she's not quite sure

Dumps you on Monday; Friday she want to go out
Dumps you on Monday; Friday she wants to go out
Dumps you on Monday; Friday she wants to go out
When Saturday comes, you're still in doubt

Tells you she loves you then she says goodbye
Tells you she loves you then she says goodbye
Tells you she loves you then she says goodbye
But you know when you start to leave then she starts to cry

Tells you she needs you but she'd rather not
Tells you she needs you but she'd rather not
Tells you she needs you but she'd rather not
But you know Friday comes you don't show up she says you're forgot