Maybe it's because it's the weekend
Or maybe it's because it's just Friday
Or maybe it's because your kind of bored
But you've gotta have a Koke

So you stick your hand in your pocket but you don't find nothing
Yeah and your dollars are disappearing
You don't get paid until next Monday
And you've gotta have a Koke

So you go back to your apartment and you look for change
You find foreign coins but they don't work in the pop machine
And pennies don't work neither
And you've gotta have a Koke

Your twitching and your hair is itchy
Your buzzing about like your nervous
Your wondering what your gonna do about it
And you've gotta have a Koke

Maybe it's the fact that your girlfriend dump you
Or you just got fired from your job
Maybe cause you broke your skateboard
But you've gotta have a Koke

Hey lets face it your really addicted
Could it be caffeine has got you
Or could it be you like those ads on the commercials
And you've gotta have a Koke

Yeah your digging around your apartment for any dime or nickel
You call up your
girlfriend's boyfriend's grilfriend's grilfriend's boyfriend's
to ask about the money she owes you
Then she says you owe her a 20
And you've gotta have a Koke

Kazoo~~~~~~~~
Kazoo~~~~~~~~
This kazoo solo is not solving your problem
And you've gotta have a Koke

Now sing it with me everybody out there

You've gotta have a Koke, you've gotta have a Koke,
you've gotta have a Koke
(Real easy words)You've gotta have a Koke, you've gotta have a Koke,
you've gotta have a Koke
You've gotta have a Koke, you've gotta have a Koke,
you've gotta have a Koke
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