Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
About nothing and everything all at once

I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it

CHORUS
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore, she said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down

CHORUS
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

CHORUS
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?