If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars

Buy you furniture for your house

And if I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a Car

And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars
there somewhere

You know, we could just go there and hang out
Where there'd be foods all layed out for us,
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things
Mmmm
don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Can you blame 'em

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a fur coat

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy an exotic pet

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy John Meric's remains

And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinner

And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Dijon Ketchup!
Mmm!

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a green dress

And If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you some art

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a monkey

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich