I'm not so bad,
I just hate to see a good time had,
by everyone, but me,
on this lonely christmas eve,
I hear them up and down,
up and down the street,

they're makin' noise,
noise noise noise,
how i hate thier happy noise,
there's only one thing i hate more come to think of it,
and that's the people who keep making it,

feast (x4),
they'll have more than anyone could ever eat,
me i'm stuck here with my cream of wheat,
there's no one here to feast with me,
on this lonely christmas eve,
don't they know i'm up here all alone,
in my cave of winter hills,
how i wish this would go away,
this dreadfull holiday,
that they call christmas day,
Ohh.......

When they're done with all their christmas noise,
and they had their christmas feast,
just when i think that i may finally,
get a moment's peace,
they start to...,
sing (x4),
Now I'll never get no sleep,
I'm screamin out the window,
but it don't do no good,
they sing and sing and sing all through the neighborhood,
sing (x3)
They take their little break and then they do it all again,
It's a lonely christmas eve,