I know a girl who think and goes
She'll make you breakfast
She'll make you toast
she don't use butter
she don't use cheese
she don't use jelly or
any of these

she uses Vaseline (x2)

I know a guy who
goes to shows (echoe goes to shows)
and when he's alone and
blows his nose (echoe blows his nose)
he don't use tissues
or his sleeve
he don't use napkins
or any of these

he uses magazines (x2)

And I know this girl who
reminds me of Cher
She's always changing the
color of her hair
but she don't use nothing that you buy at the store
she likes her hair - do
to be real orange

she uses tangerines (x2)