I remember you,
The best friend of the girl I dated,
I'm the guy that you forgot you hated,
Let's see what's going on.

She moved to Montreal,
And found religion with some creepy pastor,
If you see her could you maybe ask her,
About my Vuarnet shirt?

We had lots of fun while you grimaced from the sides,
We got good at love and you got good at rolling your eyes,
Could it be, Christine, they removed more than your spleen?

I think of her a lot,
I wonder if she thinks about me,
Is there a chance that we could remake history?
Well you say probably not.

Well that's not too surprising,
You thought I knocked her up,
But it ain't just me that's bad at swimming,
You got a lot of stuff to lose by winning,
So you don't even try.

We had lots of fun while you grimaced from the sides,
We got good at love and you got good at rolling your eyes,
Could it be, Christine, they removed more than your spleen?

We had lots of fun while you grimaced from the sides,
We got good at love and you got good at rolling your eyes,
Could it be, Christine, they removed more than your spleen?

Well, I remember you,
The best friend of the girl I dated,
I'm the guy that you forgot you hated,
Let's see what's going on.