Yeah, I should have played football in high school
'Cause then I could be like you
I'd drive a Sirocco and I'd think I was cool
Every time I drive by, all the girls go, ooh

I should have played football in high school
'Cause then I could be like you
Grade twelve, you wore running shoes
You dressed like all the jocks

Then you grew your hair long
And you're wearing Birkenstocks
You go to demonstrations
And you started planting trees

Then you get into your car
And you peel when the light turns green
Well, I don't care what tomorrow brings
I don't care about anything
I don't care, just look into my eyes

I don't care what tomorrow brings
I don't care about anything
I don't care, just look into my eyes
It's you I despise

I should have played football in high school
I should have played football in high school
I should have played football in high school
I should have played football in high school

I should have played football in high school
I should have played football in high school
I should have played football in high school
I should have played football in high school
I should have played football in high school