every friday night i go to bubba's hardware store
and give the secret knock on the private stock room door
good ol boys are shootin craps playin five card stud
hott lookin women
ice cold suds
this broad was playin poker
and she was on a roll
i sat down beside with my ace in the hole
i had to draw a jack to win with a straight ace high
but when i drew that card i kissed that pot goodbye

cause i'm one jackoff here in my hand
i got an Ace a king a queen and a ten and know im in a jam
i was doin fine till i pulled that nine, that's when i went soft
i was tempting fate with an ace high straight but i am one jack off

ive played with this deck so long its messin with my mind
i heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blind
i cant let her beat me but i aint got a prayer
i see shes got a real good atleast she's got a pair
i stared across the table
hopin that she'd call
then when she raised me
well i damn near lost it all
i tried to pull it out
figurin id bluff
but when i showed her what i had
she said too bad your one jack off

...all i can type for now...im a freshman in high school

gotta go to bed sometime