Don't take them faces if they're not a little cynical down
Yeah can you smell the stale air?
I had no skill but I had heart so then I turned around
And just remember.
I'm no cynic
You know I'm just getting bored
I'm no cynic
You know I've got a heart of gold
They say I'm cold cold cold.
Baby why so cold?
I'm super sweet, sealed with a kiss.
Don't get offended if there's something you missed.

I only show you what I want you to see
I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
If you see them laughing(you see them laughing)
Don't follow them
'Cause they're not part of my joke.
I'd always be just who you want me to be
And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
A hopeless romantic (hopeless romantic)
And you'll never say
'Cause you're not in on the joke.

I got my picture in the paper and my parents are proud
"Hey kid, that's not a bad job yeah."
Next thing you know peculiar faces start hanging around
Dear lord, could you spare me?

I've just got one time to show you all
My ass is awesome, so smile when you're kissing it ooh
They say I'm cold cold cold
Baby why so cold?
I'm super sweet sealed with a kiss
Call your professor if there's something you missed

I only show you what I want you to see
I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
If you see them laughing (you see them laugh)
Don't follow them
'Cause they're not part of my joke
I'd always be just who you want me to be
I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
A hopeless romantic (hopeless romantic)
And you'll never say
'Cause you're not in on the joke

No you don't know
You don't know me
No you don't know
You don't know me
No you don't know
Know oh oh

I only show you what I want you to see
I got my tongue tongue in my cheek
If you see them laughing (you see them laughing)
Then don't follow in
'Cause they're not part of my joke
I'd always be just who you want me to be
And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
A hopeless romantic (hopeless romantic)
And you'll never say
'Cause you're not in on the joke.