Everybody grew up and turned into assholes
You don't have to show up giving me hassle
You just keep on walking,
Never looking over at me

Everybody woke up to some new disaster,
Wearing all the makeup, playing the bastard
Call me up to go out
You just think it's so hard to breathe

Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?

Pass another cream ale, give me a haircut
If you want me to smile, then fire me, you fuck
I don't feel like waiting,
Waiting here to catch your disease

Come a little closer, sing me a love song
I will be the bad guy, you will be dead wrong
I just wanna stay up
Watch you fall asleep under me

Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?

Everybody grew up and gave you the finger
Every high school sweetheart married a swinger
Come on, keep on knocking
You know she's a lock and a key

Is this what you call free?
Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?

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(Background vocals:)

Not gonna catch it,
No don't catch it...