Flowers and wine,
is what i thought i would find,
when i came home from working tonight,
well now here i stand over this fryin' pan
and you want a cold one again

I bought these new heels, did my nail,
had my hair done just right,
i thought this new dress was a sure bet
for romance to night
well its perfectley clear
between the T.V. and beer
I wont get so kiss
as i head for the door
i turn around to be sure
did i shave my legs for this?

Now when we first met you promised we'd get
a house on a hill with a pool,
well this trailer stays wet
and we're swimmin in det