(piano starts)
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
bla bla bli bli bli!

(piano stops)

(clapping)
Well done very good
Dr. Evil that was fantastic
Thankyou number two I wrote that Yah!

Dad! you put this in my bed!
Who?!
Your stupid mini-you!
You put road kill in my sheets!
(pause)
What?!
Mini-me!
Don't you ever do that again!
You hear me?!
Don't you ever do that again!
(pause)
I can't stay mad at you!
Look at that punim!