She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"
She shakes hands, she's like a candidate
She's so happy it's a carnival
She gets snappy, she's an animal

And she was

She's on camera she's an actress now
Such charisma on the mattress now
I'm no film star I'm no modern saint
I can't draw but I know how to paint

And she was

Oh, she's so political
she's oh so critical
Oh, she's hardly sociable
she's non-negotiable
Oh, she's so subliminal
she's such a criminal

SOME CRAZY DAME!

She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"
She shakes hands, she's like a candidate
She's so happy it's a carnival
She gets snappy, she's an animal

And she was...