Brandy Buttersotch bartered and begged
Many Motherwell mustered and mugged
Lucy Liverspots lied oh! And legged
Danny Dungerees digged and he dugged

So's'on Saturday say slips'offs'a Sullivan's Social Slub
Need a nice ner and a nip and a nub
Sup'slides'over Sullivan's Social Slub

Candy Cumberland cookied and cleaned.
Andy Aspirate assholed and ate
Gary Guttergunk gathered and gleaned
Stripey Stripleford stripled 'em straight

So's'on Saturday say slips'offs'a Sullivan's Social Slub
Need a nice ner and a nip and a nub
Sup'slides'over Sullivan's Socail Slub

Sally Summerdress something and smiled
Vincent Vibraphone hung up and dialed
Fanny Firzafrank frowned fie fonna foe
Seamus Sweatyset swore at the show

So's'on Saturday say slips'offs'a Sullivan's Social Slub
Need a nice ner and a nip and a nub
Sup'lides'over Sullivan's Social Slub