Welcome to Canada, it's the maple leaf state.
Canada, oh, Canada, it's great.
The people are nice there, they speak French too.
If you don't like it man, you sniff glue.
The great white north, their kilts are plaid.
Hosers take off, it's not that bad.

I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where the Royal Mounties can arrest me.

Let's go to Canada,
Let's leave today.
Canada, oh Canada,
I s'il vous plait

They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs.
Lots of lumber and lumberjack's and logs!
You may think that's kind of a drag,
but you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say eh? instead of what or duh.
That's the mighty power of Canada.

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea.
Where the marmosets can attack me.

Let's go to Canada,
Let's leave today.
Canada, oh Canada,
I s'il vous plait

Let's go to Canada,
Let's leave today.
Canada, oh Canada,
I s'il vous plait

Please, please explain to me,
How this all has come to be.
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen,
and slurpees made from venison,
that's deer!

Let's go to Canada,
Let's leave today.
Canada, oh Canada,
I s'il vous plait

Let's go to Canada,
Let's leave today.
Canada, oh Canada,
I s'il vous plait