"She’s so cool it’s almost erie/
she’s so fine I lost all hope/
Genetical testing/
something has gone wrong/
she should get back in/
her cage before they find she’s gone/
She said she hated Kenny G/
that girl is way too good for me/
We’ll break up before it starts/
She’ll only tear my heart apart/
da na na na na na na na/

chorus
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine/
Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind/

You might say she’s everything/
just before everything goes wrong/
She’s sunshine and lightning/
she pulls at my heartstrings/
she’s stunning and then she’s gone/
The intellect that girl has/
She’s saying “ death to false jazz/
Like kryptonite to Superman/
she’s here to break my heart again/
da na na na na na na na/

bridge
Watch her on the floor tonight/
feel the crush she will incite/
the spark of hope she will ignite/
a beautiful sight/
Softer than the lightest snows/
watch her as the moment slows/
in my face the door will close/
and there she goes.

- um um hi
hi
- i um i was uh across the room
uh huh?
- and i uh looked over and uh i saw u and uh
yeah?
- and i was wondering um if maybe you. yo.. you wanted to go do something?
uhhhh NO!

chorus
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine/
Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind/